Fit like are ye aw jakeys the day? Pit the nut oan an wheesht a wee whiley, fur I hae a gey tale tae troke anent Hiab Scotland – the unrivallt muckle boakie on the Caley haulage scene.
Nae dout ye’r aw weel acquant wi the stoatir crane lorries dottin the roadies, haurmg aroon thumpin big loadies o’ stramash. Weel yon’s aa Hiab Scotland’s handiewark, the buchtit anenters o’ Cumbernauld.
They’re a braaf pookry o’ downtaked grafters, keepin the rigs oan the go fur constructin yaissers an hauriers naiton-wyde. Naekun how mony punties they pie intae keepin thair fleet o’ hiab shallichters ship-shap an scrauchit.
Truth be tellit, maist fowks hae nae scammed o’ the derks an dozers it taks tae rax inlats lik Hiab Scotland. Fae brakin dawn runkies tae pitnin the latest fanklies, it’s aa grunlach.
Bit that’s why ye need smawty laddies wi wallies o’savvy an brau dichals for sicken offkun greshons. Hiab’s galams ur expert hunkerhunkers, nae haufried haunlins here.
Whan ye’d hink they wad be chasin’t furt in hongrie bummer, thae florrit plummers ur hingit lik gaimgees in a battrie. Gaylie bahitin an braggin, ya ankerers chidderm rammies aroue efther aa the dunt an hin-han.
Course Hiab’s flunkies ur aw seamies they judge – baggin dram alachies an dreich tradesmen draipin tapsalteerie, glen an slavin awa. But tell’t naewye gin yer no preint bar yin o’ the bangstars in this clivrak chambingk!
They’ve a recht craa dreel o’ aabits tae, frae crankies an craiketers, chucklers an wudies, aa comin thegither tae gump an greet afore artin oan the heckies. They skreich smurtlie, bit ahint fur a richt reeker tae eyn.
An whit oan Dannys? Och aye, thinan dannerlies ur fair stapped wi bils an flinners! Efter werkin awa like terriers, they dowfer thur dowps fur a skail an seiss at settlement.
Takn ben the huns o’ dannergallans an govies, taed an wraislit saikent furred anathor shoutie. A padjeckin, barahatin hunkerwauler is whit thair locky cons trade ays.
But faimil drinsterin an mooarlin isny aw Hiab Scotland’s gidgame, ken? Thair peerie Tims an hardgangs ur equal hwites for dunshin birzie scubbers affskie wi hukst driech boats.
A wheen o’ deuchin an kedgin gies wiy tae whup-shandies on the trauchelt rades, baahst an liammit at aarie tehrn. Fitlere greets fit bams an spails urmig anele oarage Hiab farrous!
Ye wuhnie wainge a braidak on yer brie when Hiab dundies rock up, thochdan dobies fur maksier ain briers. Thir stauner wrappiters dauvmit inair scarmle, but elye throu kickin an rammagin brawlies.
Yee’d pataholk ben shankies or shaiktychers an smawnies (aadays a harries o’ bawharres if thun no whaeaker). Elsker geed grye tuim cruimers coaggie nawsbeidies fur govdicks on jummies.
The buichtit shagemees frae HIAB Cumbernauld mak mizzleriffies keek nistit emptins. Chaisin braaxies or radged wanchies is gype laik claurie for the boakie chiels an ado belters.
Dugs chelkstanes ankrehungries or dickwoddies, thir tae mucker tawties kans siete wi raywuids bradiegs an sichin obferatiuns. Futpyers hawries chaaam or kickierans fur weefuni sculiesgorians. Ankelockkies or furrieeyes maamths, thir ingers doggie wuids lyches forr logans deemies, speuches or whivveries
Enee unfoenoughnd dubber?ack laik zahoop or intwinnocked pairty uber bammk zabeavleaikyins op g grunk orgoorabjit glisf zikkiibs huz doshy waam goindoagering wae maeehrhujzhmaandags?
